February 8th, 2014
Today I Proposed to your Mother
I know what you might be thinking. Isn’t that supposed to happen before my other letters to you? Well, yes. Generally that’s the way the world works, but let me explain.
See, both of us had different spouses in a life before we met each other. Sometimes we make big life choices without understanding the full weight of them, or before considering what we really want out of our lives.
In fact, these choices led to a lot of pain for both of us. And pain leaves an indelible mark, something that hides away and surfaces in the strangest of ways. For me, and for you mother, we were afraid of repeating a similar mistake. We were jaded and certain that there was only sadness and disappointment in relationships. And we came to that thinking honestly.
That’s what is pretty wonderful about our story, that we crashed into each other’s lives when we simply weren’t looking. We were surprised and terrified. Afraid because we made a lot of sense together very early on. To be honest, we ran from it at first. We found reasons to be alone. But, the more time I spent with your mother, the more I knew I couldn’t deny it.
I loved her.
Want to see something amazing? I captured the moment I knew I loved her on camera. The second I saw this picture I knew. I loved your mother.
Why it took me another few weeks to tell her is something you’ll understand when you fall in love for the first time. It’s absolutely terrifying and nobody wants to be the first to admit it.
It wasn’t long later that we moved in together. We were tentative, it was a huge step, and at this point both of us had sworn off ever getting married again because our experience with it was the stuff of nightmares. This was our testing ground.
And you know what?
It was… normal. I know that sounds boring, but one day, when I tell you about my life, you’ll understand why I appreciated that more than anything else.
And not long after that, we started talking about children. See, we knew inherently that this was it. That we’d spend our lives together. And we both knew what we wanted beyond just the two of us. We wanted you. You just happened a bit… quicker than we expected. And that’s wonderful! Really! And for your sake, I won’t go into any more details than that.
But, as I’ve spent more time with your mother, and we’ve both become more excited every day about you, everything is becoming perfectly clear:
This is my life. And I will spend it with you and Shannon as long as I live.
Look. You’re starting to make an impression!
We’re not sure when this marriage is going to happen. There’s so many things happening with my career, lots of life is still uncertain, but we will figure this out in the time that works best for the three of us. Until then, stay healthy and strong. We love you.
PS: She said yes by the way.
Had a private message asking if I had any sample scripts from an artist looking to practice sequential work. Reminded me I used to post pieces of script for people to check out as a way to show my process. Here’s the very first five pages of Rat Queens I ever wrote, initially meant to be the actual intro in the first issue but ended up being used for promo material.
PAGEONE (5 Panels)
Panel 1. The focus of the intro to our first issue is a bait and switch. This large panel will be of Hannah in a dark room, setting the tone and mood to look as though things are grim and scary, like she’s been caught and tossed in a dark pit somewhere. In reality, she’s waking up in the aftermath of massive party at their house. The party was a massive all night with dozens and dozens of people passing out on the floor. Here, Hannah is sprawled out on the floor, the side of her face on the ground. We want all the following panels to be dark, lots of shadow, mostly outlines so the reader is unable to tell where she is but still able to get a small sense of character and space. We’re on the floor, level with Hannah, she’s unconscious and looks ROUGH. Again, painting a picture of doom here.
Panel 2. Push in on her eyes, one is narrowly open and she’s wincing a bit.
Panel 3. On her hands and knees, rubbing her head with a hand, facing the floor, hunched over. Still in quite a bit of pain.
Panel 4. She’s crawling along the floor. She’ll be making her way to the front door but there’ll be overturned tables and unconscious. I think we should stay close in on Hannah the duration of this scene.
Where… guh, it smells like troll ass in here.
Panel 5. She crawls over a few bodies all crunched up together. Still dark, can see enough to know what she’s crawling over.
PAGE two (5 Panels)
Panel 1. Behind Hannah, she’s foreground looking ahead and we can see the piles of bodies, arms and legs sticking out. Real grisly. It’s all darkness ahead, we can’t see an end to the room. It’s cramped, enclosed. The darkness crushing down on her.
Floating bubble 1
H-h… help. Me.
Panel 2. Hannah, squinting her eyes as she crawls forward.
Let’s just avoid that disembodied voice.
Panel 3. She crawls over more bodies.
Panel 4. A hand rises from the bodies and grabs her wrist.
Panel 5. A face appears close to hers, a human male, in his 40’s, almost ghoul like with long hair but bald on top. He looks terrible, missing a few teeth.
I… need… wat-
PAGE three (6 Panels)
Panel 1. Hannah punches him in the face.
Panel 2. She crawls over his face and continues on.
Everyone’s got needs, old man.
Panel 3. Hannah finds the wall with her hand.
Panel 4. Her hand as it touches the bottom of the handle to the door.
Panel 5. She’s leaned against the door as she turns the handle. She looks desperate, her eyes half closed and like it’s taken everything just to get up onto her knees. Her weight is heavy against the door.
*hurk* Ughhhh, my guts are burning. Poison.. it’s-
Ok… that’s a little vomit bubbling up…
*huff* Just *huff* keep it *huff* together, Hannah.
Panel 6. Small panel, the outline of the doorframe lit by hot white light.
Panel 1. Behind shot of Hannah on her knees, shielding her eyes from a giant blistering white light that is washing over her, blasting away the darkness.
Hannah 1 *large yell, words shaping the balloon*
Gahhhh! N’Rygoth’s ballsack!
PAGE five(5 panels)
Panel 1-4. Side by side panels of Hannah, crawling across grass, in pain, suffering. Panel 3 will show Betty’s feet and Panel 4 will show Hannah grabbing onto them for dear life.
Black pit of..
Hannah 4 (Panel 4)
Ohhh, thank the goddamn gods for these little lady feet.
Betty 1 (Panel 4)
Panel 5. Large panel. Betty, hands on her hips, looking healthy and ready to go and dressed for adventuring. Behind her, the other two girls, also dressed for adventuring but look as worse for wear as Hannah. Violet is in her metallic armour, rubbing her head leaning against the house and Dee is leaning against a tree, barfing her guts out.
You got SO drunk last night.
In December, 2013, I returned home for Christmas after being unable to do so the year before. I left behind the grey, slightly cool climes of Vancouver and flew straight into the frozen hell of Saskatoon, Saskatchewan. At least it was sunny.
This was the first Christmas my partner, Shannon, spent with my family, and it was a really wonderful time. We saw friends and family, played games, and chatted for hours. We even went for a bit of a drive around the city and I showed her a few places that held memories for me. Some good, some bad.
And, somewhat related, we ended up going through the stacks of photos that my mom and dad have kept over the years. Me as a baby. Me as a kid. Me as a fat kid in junior high. Me as a fat kid in high school.
Then I saw them. Three pictures from a year in my life when I lived in Calgary.
I was 19. And I was anorexic.
Not a lot of people talk about male anorexia or male body image, it’s not something, as a man, you want to share because of the shame you inwardly feel about it. And, to be fair, I haven’t talked that much about it to many people but I have thought about it in the years since. Quite a lot.
The fact that I was anorexic probably comes as a shock to a lot of people. I’m a big guy. Always somewhere between ‘could shed a few pounds’ and ‘does he breathe cheeseburgers?’. A few years ago I managed to get really fit and lose 60 pounds. I felt great. I swore I’d never go back to the way I was. And, here I am, two years later, in the exact place I was before. A place where my clothes feel like they crawl on my skin, where I never feel comfortable with myself no matter what I’m wearing.
I suppose the important thing is that, as of this moment, I’m taking steps to change. The problem is, I can change my weight, but I still haven’t really dealt with the greater issue at hand.
All of these feelings are rooted deep and bring me to 1998 when I slowly faded away and didn’t even notice.
I can’t even tell you how it started. I never had a moment where I looked in the mirror and decided that I had to be skinny. There wasn’t this sudden switch from a regular diet to eating nothing at all. It just sort of… happened.
I’ve tried to remember a lot of the details but, to be honest, I don’t have a very solid memory of that year. This is the first time I’ve ever written anything about it, so maybe more will surface. Bear with me.
I can give some context. I was working as a 7-11 cashier on a nightshift in one of the sketchiest neighborhoods in Calgary. I worked as much as I possibly could, even holidays. I didn’t go home to visit my family for over a year, and probably only once or twice in two years. I was struggling with religion, having grown up in a Christian family and in a town built around a Bible school. It was my first foray into the real world and I was utterly unprepared for it.
I was also seeing someone long distance from Australia and because I was young, didn’t realize how poisonous the relationship was. It was a melting pot of shit. Essentially, I lacked any sense of control in my life.
I suspect this was the seed. A feeling of drowning in chaos and hating how I looked.
Let’s talk about that.
It’s strange. I was always a skinny kid growing up. I lived on a farm, so I was always outside riding my bike or climbing on bales of hay. In the summer I’d be outside from early morning until the sun set. I was very active. Then, in grade 5, we moved to the aforementioned town so my dad could study theology. It was also the year I discovered video games. Now, I’m not going to blame Nintendo for being a fatty, but my time outdoors dropped significantly. It was the beginning of a long descent into gaining weight, puberty and extreme self-consciousness.
I don’t think I was fully aware of my weight or what it meant. The thing was, I was actually a popular kid growing up so I wasn’t ever the brunt of jokes or cruelty. But, there’s a very clear memory for me where that all changed.
Grade six. The soccer field beside the school. I could see two ‘friends’ pointing at me and laughing and I couldn’t figure out what the hell they were going on about. It kept on all day until I finally pulled one of them aside and asked what it was all about. The friend confided in me that it wasn’t his joke, that he was just playing along. That it wasn’t him who said I looked like John Candy.
Then it hit me.
“I’m fat and everyone knows.”
That’s the moment when I began to hate my body and, despite ups and downs, it’s NEVER gone away. It fundamentally changed how I engaged the world around me. I began to tease others to turn the attention away from me. I became cruel and cynical as a means to protect myself. I cracked jokes all the time to distract people, telling myself that if I could make them laugh then I’d be worth something.
I still do this.
It haunted me all through high school and, despite being outwardly happy and social, I was dying inside. So, I found a way to cope. Or, a few ways. The first was food. The worst possible solution to feeling horrible about my weight was taking something directly responsible for it and stuffing it in my face. The other was escapism through roleplaying games. But, you know what, this I will defend until my dying breath. It was the one good thing I took away from all of this that has taught me to be creative on the fly, to create real characters and tell interesting stories. So, fat kids, play RPG’s. You might become a writer while dealing with insecurities.
When I left home, I did so with no sure footing in who I was. I had ideas of who I was, but it was all fabricated, coping mechanisms that made a framework of Kurtis, but nothing real. So when I came crashing into the real world, I had nothing to ground me. I couldn’t experience life with a set of parameters that made those moments manageable. I had no control of what was happening.
And still, every day when I saw myself in the mirror, I hated that fucking face. That shitty body. That worthless, no good, rotten composition of flesh that somehow passed for a human. Something no one could ever see past because I sure as hell couldn’t.
Somewhere along the way, as I looked in the mirror and saw the exact same fat body, the rolls and the stretch marks, what I perceived to be true and what actually was true became two completely different things. I’d been losing weight at an alarming rate.
I remember numerous occasions where people would comment on how skinny I was and I would immediately be offended because I thought they were insulting me because I was overweight. I remember numerous times rejecting offers of picking up groceries with my roommates because I just wasn’t hungry, even though my shelves never had any food on them. In all this, I never realized I was sick.
I’m still not even sure how I survived, to be honest. I don’t remember buying groceries for at least a year. I used to steal burgers from work every few days and claim them as damaged on the ordering sheet. And I smoked. A lot. That is one thing I do remember. Every time I had a hunger craving I would light a cigarette. I think at one point I was smoking almost two packs a day. It’s a wonder I’m still alive.
I can’t imagine how my parents felt when they came to visit me before I headed off to Australia for a second time to spend time with my girlfriend. (who later became my wife, who later became my ex-wife, but that’s for another time) I have talked to my parents about that visit a few times over the years and mom has said that she thought I was a hard drug addict.
To be fair, all the signs were there. My skin had turned pale grey, my hair was falling out and my frame, normally a size Large, was now swimming in size small. It must’ve been difficult for them to send me off, not having seen me for a year, seeing their son wasting away and probably dying.
And I still had no clue.
What changed? How did I gain the weight back and find health again?
I suppose the honest answer is that I didn’t.
Sure, I gained weight back. I ate normal. I quit smoking. But that old demon has never died and I’ve carried it ever since. It just manifests in different ways, and while I don’t care to go into all those details, the one that is constant is how much I dislike my physical self.
I’m writing all this because I think it’s important for the world to know that men struggle with this. It’s okay for men to talk about this and admit to it. This isn’t a gender based issue, as much as the media or the world would have you believe it is. You aren’t a freak if you hate the skin you’re in. It just means that there’s some patterns that have developed and that you can actually overcome them.
And while I haven’t, I’m working on it. Going to the gym now to gain control of my weight is fine and definitely important. It’s only a small part of what the real problem is. Because even when I lost all that weight, I still felt inadequate. I felt like I deserved misery. And, eventually, those feelings grew and I couldn’t outrun them.
I’m also writing this as a soon to be father and the terror I feel for that child if they struggle like I did. That I want to be an open book, so that if this ever happens they know I understand. That I’ve been through this and I know how much it hurts and how hope is so easily lost. I don’t want them to be in the dark like I have been for so long.
Because you don’t have to be in the dark. You don’t have to suffer this alone.
You are loved.
I saw a post on Tumblr today about a young woman who was both excited and nervous about ECCC. She had concerns about the crowds, about being stuck inside a building with countless people.
I empathized because I’ve felt that way for a long time myself.
So, I wrote her a short response, because it’s totally okay to feel anxiety and that in such an intense atmosphere like a convention, it’s normal.
This is what I shared:
Hey. I want to let you in on a secret. I have huge convention anxiety, too. A lot of people are surprised by this because I’m a pretty social person that is confident in social situations.
Here’s the thing. I AM confident in social situations that are… controlled. Hosting a party at my place, going out with friends where I know mostly everyone, doing a signing where there’s already a connection established between me and the people I’m talking to.
Conventions on the other hand are very difficult for me. It’s quite a few things, which I’ll summarize
NYCC was a huge revelation for me. I’d always felt pressure to just suck it up and make it happen. And I was always completely exhausted emotionally and, to be honest, I often walked away with negative feelings. But that show I realized something about myself and my career. So, here’s some tips about enjoying a convention coming from someone who both loved and hated them.
ECCC is a fantastic convention, it’s hands down my favourite. It has a lot of personal importance to me. It’s where I first pitched my series that was picked up by Image Comics and led to the state of my career now. I have met dozens and dozens of wonderful writers, artists and fans who’ve made a huge impression on me. And Seattle is lovely. I’ve always sworn I’d move there, but I’ve found the Canadian equivalent in Vancouver.
Hope this helps, and see you at ECCC!
January 3, 2014
Today I saw a tapeworm with a heartbeat.
I hope you don’t mind me calling you that right now. You’re pretty weird looking and you’re sort of a parasite in your mom’s body. She’s sick all the time. I mean, all day long. She sleeps in late because you’re sapping all her energy. She has super powered smelling and can detect the scent of garlic and onions in roughly a ten mile radius. And apparently I smell like garlic and onions every waking hour, even if I haven’t ate any in a full week, and kissing me makes her want to vomit.
You aren’t doing my love life any favours, that much is certain.
Anyway, today we went to the ultrasound clinic and I got to see inside your mom’s body. You’re in there. Just… floating around like a kidney bean on espresso.
It’s more real now. It’s not like we didn’t think it was before, but to see you growing and that little pulse that is your heart… yeah, this is it, isn’t it? Your mom is definitely weirded out that she has a tapeworm made of our DNA floating inside her, but she’s also very happy. You’ll come to know that look of excitement on her face. It’s very particular, and it’s absolutely lovely.
So, this is a quick one, just to say thanks for hanging in there little baby bean and, take it easy on mom would you?
She wants to eat hummus again.
November 30, 2013
Today I found out you existed.
Don’t get me wrong, there’d been signs along the way, but today was a definitive confirmation punctuated with a dark blue cross.
The signs, you ask? Well, I’m going to go out on a limb and assume that I’ll always know your mother on a very different level then you. You see, at this stage, she’s pre-you Shannon. I have no idea what will happen when you finally show up, but let me tell you a few things about her, as she is now.
Your mom doesn’t cry watching movies. Seriously. I’ve TRIED. I’ve shown her the films that make me turn into a gooey puddle of man tears. She would instead sit there debating the inadequacies of the plot and character arcs. Just, an iron wall of logical contempt. So, until recently, I assumed that it meant she had discerning taste in film.
A few days ago, your mother forced me to watch What to Expect When You’re Expecting. I mean… seriously forced me to watch it. I thought she was joking at first. Then the movie started. And kept playing.
And then, something magical happened. No, the movie didn’t get any better than it’s dismal opener, but I looked to my right and, there it was. Your mom. Crying.
“Shannon, I’m happy you cried in a movie. I’ve dreamed of this moment… but, not like this. Not like this.”
Because What to Expect When You’re Expecting is a terrible, pandering movie that makes you laugh just enough to keep watching. But, that’s for another letter.
It was the two punch combo that made me realize your mom had changed, even just a little bit. And we both knew what came next.
So, here I am, thinking about what this all means. I’ll be honest, I’m scared. In a lot of ways I think I’ll be an excellent dad. I’m absolutely, positively going to make you a nerd, and you’re a lucky dork because it’s the cool thing to be now. Though, who knows, the pendulum might swing the other way and you’ll be ostracized by jock bullies. If that’s the case, I’m sorry in advance, but I will protect you. I promise. And if you turn out to be a jock, well, you’ve got a bit of hope in your mother. Though, she’s a nerd who manages to hide it a bit better than me and has a few athletic bones in her body.
Just please, for the love of God, don’t be a math whizz.
While I’m afraid in some ways, I’m absolutely thrilled in all the others. You’ll get to know me at a very different time in my life. The years leading to this moment have been a pretty difficult process for me, and when you want to know about them, I will gladly share them with you. But, this is another step to a life I’ve always wanted, with a partnership in your mother I’ve always dreamed of.
I’d like to tell you I’m ready. That I’ve got everything sorted out and that when you arrive your mother and I will hit the ground running. But, that’d be a lie, and it’s weird to lie to an embryo floating in my partner’s insides. Instead, I’m going to tell you that I’m preparing best I can and that I’m terrified and thrilled to see you not so long from now.
And if I pass out from witnessing the miracle of birth, please don’t judge me too harshly. I’m a bit squeamish.
It’s been awhile since I’ve posted on my blog. There’s a fuller update coming but for the moment this will have to do. Balancing two ongoing comic series and a full time job has taken a lot of my hours, unfortunately.
Here’s a quick video by Roc on a Rat Queens teaser we did when we first announced the title. Enjoy!
Just a quick post to address the amazing support and awesome feedback we’ve received from our fans. The response has been overwhelming and Roc and I are absolutely thrilled to see our series connect with so many fans from so many different walks of life. We have so many awesome events planned for this series, in action, comedy and character arcs; what you’re seeing is just a small taste of what we have in store.
You’ll laugh. You’ll cringe. Eventually you’re going to feel.
Strap yourselves in, Rat Kings and Queens. It’s gonna get crazy.
Here’s the first look at our Rat Queens #1 second print cover by my good friend, Riley Rossmo.
We’re two weeks away from Rat Queens #1! Finally, our full unveiling of all four of our lady mercs, each of which have their own special covers which you can order from your LCS! Please join our Facebook page and help spread the word of our series! We want to do this comic for many, many years.
We’ll also be having a monthly letters column each issue. Send all your thoughts and questions to:
theratqueens (at) gmail (dot) com
Without Further Ado, here are…. the Rat Queens!
Dee: Human Cleric
Born in the backwoods swamps on the ass end of the continent, Dee was doomed to isolation and brainwashing from the beginning. Those that surrounded her, friends and family, all belonged to the Chosen of N’Rygoth, a weird and deranged cult of divine magic practitioners.
Now, after seeing the vast cities and meeting people from diverse cultures and beliefs, Dee has lost her faith and, ironically, become an atheist.
Betty: Smidgen Thief
Betty’s sweetness and charisma has always made fitting into any crowd easy and as such is popular no matter where she goes. Betty’s long history of fleeting lovers has, over the years, taught her many unique skills, a primary one being that of a talented thief.
Violet: Dwarven Fighter
The daughter of a wealthy artificing family, Violet grew up around revolutionary inventors and smiths. She was trained in the use of armour and weapons the day she was strong enough to pick up a blade and put on a suit of armour, which, as a young dwarf, was roughly ten human years.
Hannah: Elven Mage
Born to the nefarious necromantic couple, Rizo and Jadah Vizari, Hannah was introduced to the dark side of magic very early on. Raised in a constant environment of black magic, she never realized that the path she walked was corrupted and would eventually lead her to corroborating with demons and pacts with devils. It all seemed quite fucking normal.